May282012

That moment when you get all self-conscious…

… because you realize people you know are looking at your blog.

11AM
7AM

(Source: monkey-with-a-gun, via dewzilla)

3AM

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

(via impercussis)

May272012
  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
3PM

kitten-burrito:

pancakestein:

Pffthaha.  Those boys are in deep shit.  >:3

(via leosaeta)

7AM

welcumtobonercity:

twingeneticist:

Hey hey

uu

I dont like your girlfriend.

HEY HEY

DIRK DIRK

I ALREADY KILLED HER

(via happyds)

May262012
  • Telemarketer: Hello, may I speak to (mother's name)?
  • Me: Yeah, this is her.
  • TM: This... I'm sorry?
  • Me: You're speaking to her.
  • TM: Oh. On behalf of... uh...
  • Me: ...
  • TM: I'd, uh... like to...
  • Me: ...
  • TM: ...
  • Me: *hangs up*
May242012

tairupanda:

amixedreality:

phantomeus:

paintscroll:

kittycatalyst:

miladyalex:

zombiesandcheeseburgers:

hercastleisundersiege:

raiinbow-stars:

dwayna:

I am a Cosplayer of Sugoiness in the land of Demons and Cheesecake. My specibus is pistolkind and my consorts are turtles.

I am a Cosplayer of Sugoiness in the land of Bishonen and Tenticles.  My specibus is chainsawkind and my consorts are Kyuubeys.

Guys… I seriously don’t know what to think now LOL

I am a Sailor Scout of Political Correctness in the land of Trolls and Hearts. My specibus is Needlekind. My consorts are Kyuubey.

Guys I’m scared of myself, what do I do!?

I am a Knight of Justice in the land of Dragons and Cheesecake. My specibus is Trading Cardkind. My consorts are Turtles.

I started off making sense and then.. it went downhill.. but I do like land of cheesecake. 

I am a Sailor Scout of Sugoiness in the land of Hentai and Bunnies. My specibus is Bladekind and my consorts are Zombies.

….. necrophilia? O.o; Necrophilia and bunnies….

I am a Handsome Rogue of Art Theft in the land of Hentai and Neon.

My specibus is Fistkind and my consorts are Kawaii Sharks

Fuck. Yes.

I am a Tsundere of The Moon in the Land of Hentai and Tentacles.

My specibus is SocialJusticeKind and my consorts are Hipsters.

8C Is this my description when I go venture into the nsfw part of tumblr

cool

I am a Seer of Proper Grammar in the Land of Cubes and Neon. My specibus is Bladekind and my consorts are KYUBEY FUCK

So my world is basically yume nikki/.flow, I use swords, and i’m a fucking puella magi who has grammatical powers

welp

I am a GUARDIAN of PROPER GRAMMAR in the Land of TYPOS (LOL) and ANIMATED GIFS.My specibus is CHARMKIND and my consorts are ZOMBIES …DJkfjsdlkf;

Guardian of proper graamr in teh land of typos guys.

I am a MAID of SLOPPY MAKEOUTS in the Land of DEMONS and ANIMATED GIFS. My specibus is TRADING CARDKIND and my consorts are KAWAII SHARKS.

What XD

(Source: abakkus)

May232012
tehrawr:

kreapster:

sharktooth-kaiju:

polychromaticdragon:

del-corona:

captaindick:

batty4u:

imjustheretolurk:

im-in-lesbianswithyou:

katrin-kat:

cream-puffs:

whoredair:

moriar-teaparty:

microxcuts:

dawn-bells:

fancykraken:

magnolia20:

shercock-block:

Became the sidekick of Captain America
Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.

First kiss stolen by Thor
I approve

Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.
I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.

Became the sidekick of Agent ‘Phil’ Son of Coul. Suck it bitches.

went to prom with Thor.
it happened..


became the sidekick of loki
you can all go home now

formed a band with loki
hahahaha

Best friends with Iron Man


formed a team with captain america…. yeah! :DD



I THE ACTUAL CHILD OF HAWKEYE oh my goodness im not worthy 

is hugging the Chitauri


ACTUAL CHILD OF CAPTAIN AMERICA
I win.

Isolated on an island with Black Widow.
Not sure if scared or turned on…

I gained the powers of Iron Man.
…so I’m a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and I have a badass suit of armor.
I am so very okay with this.

Ruling over the humans with Captain America.
because America.

Is actually the child of Bruce Banner.
yeah okay.

formed a band with Hawkeye
…okay with this.

Became the sidekick of Loki. 
Fuck. Yes.

Formed a band with… the Hulk? o.o

tehrawr:

kreapster:

sharktooth-kaiju:

polychromaticdragon:

del-corona:

captaindick:

batty4u:

imjustheretolurk:

im-in-lesbianswithyou:

katrin-kat:

cream-puffs:

whoredair:

moriar-teaparty:

microxcuts:

dawn-bells:

fancykraken:

magnolia20:

shercock-block:

Became the sidekick of Captain America

Oh dear, he’s too delicate to handle me. This won’t end well.

First kiss stolen by Thor

I approve

Became the sidekick of Hawkeye.

I hope sidekick duty involves groping his ass.

Became the sidekick of Agent ‘Phil’ Son of Coul.
Suck it bitches.

went to prom with Thor.

it happened..

became the sidekick of loki

you can all go home now

formed a band with loki

hahahaha

Best friends with Iron Man

formed a team with captain america…. yeah! :DD

I THE ACTUAL CHILD OF HAWKEYE oh my goodness im not worthy 

is hugging the Chitauri

ACTUAL CHILD OF CAPTAIN AMERICA

I win.

Isolated on an island with Black Widow.

Not sure if scared or turned on…

I gained the powers of Iron Man.

…so I’m a genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, and I have a badass suit of armor.

I am so very okay with this.

Ruling over the humans with Captain America.

because America.

Is actually the child of Bruce Banner.

yeah okay.

formed a band with Hawkeye

…okay with this.

Became the sidekick of Loki. 

Fuck. Yes.

Formed a band with… the Hulk? o.o

(Source: pigtailedrhapsody)

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